Damn angels!
I can't believe they thwarted my infiltration.
I can't believe you thought you could get inside with that fake halo.
Really?
You haven't come home since going to the human world?
Meh.
Going home's effort.
Please come again
Welcome to Heaven
Episode 10 The Angels and Demons Return Home
See you.
I'm stuck without my computer or video games.
Oh, well. I'll just sleep my ass off.
I'm home.
Welcome home!
Hey, Haniel.
Gab-oneechan, it's been so long!
Hey there, my hyper little sister.
Quick, is Onee-chan around?
Zel-oneechan's at university. She'll be home late.
And Mom and Dad won't be home until evening 'cause of work.
Okay.
Hey, hey, what was the human world like?
Fun?
Yeah.
Super fun.
Wow, really?
I wanna see it, too.
Huh?
Gab-oneechan, you seem a little different.
Must seem that way since I matured in the human world.
Oh, okay!
That's my Gab-oneechan!
My big sis isn't home to nag at me.
All right!
Sleep until evening.
Play with me until evening!
Sorry.
I'm tired, so I'm going to rest in my room for a bit.
Oh, okay...
All right...
Sorry, Gab-oneechan.
Rest well.
Just kidding!
You'll play with me?
Yay!
Um, then let's play...
I'll just half-ass it to keep her happy.
Horsey ride!
I'll die, half-ass!
Can we?
All right, bring it on!
She's really heavy!
Gab-oneechan, you okay?
You've gotten big, little sis.
Onee-chan?
God called the horsey to Heaven.
Horsey!
Let's play something a little easier.
O-Okay.
Um... then let's play... cat's cradle!
Sounds great.
And not effort.
Onee-chan, watch close, okay?
This part goes here...
Look! It's a ladder!
And, and! This part...
You're doin' great.
How is this supposed to be fun?
Let's play with these next.
Here's yours.
You're good at this, Onee-chan!
Oh, yeah?
Next is this.
Here I go!
Wow.
You're good at this.
Hey, what should we play next?
Chinese ropes?
Slap cards?
I've got cup-and-ball, too.
Is Heaven stuck in the Showa era?
"Showa"?
Uh, never mind.
What to play...
Could you let me go sometime soon?
Oh, I know!
What?
Spinning tops?
Mom made a snack for us.
A snack?!
I'll go get it.
Thanks.
All right.
First comes snacktime, then comes naptime and sweet freedom.
I was just getting hungry, too.
I'm back.
Ooh, what is it?
Roasted beans.
Roasted beans?!
Mom said for the two of us to eat them.
This is totally Showa.
Huh?
Thanks for this food.
Thanks for this food...
It's yummy, huh, Gab-oneechan?
Uh-huh.
I need to get back to the human world, stat.
The Kurumizawa Family
Satanichia, child.
How is your life in the human world?
Do the humans cower in fear of you?
Naturally, Father, Mother.
It is only a matter of time before the school is in the palm of my hand.
From there, I shall expand my dark domain far further.
That's our daughter.
So distinguished.
Truly she is.
Then let us dine forthwith.
Butler!
The meal!
Butler? Butler!
How odd.
Was it his day off today?
Dad. Mom.
We don't have a butler.
We knew that, of course.
That's our son.
So sharp.
But it wouldn't have been strange if a butler did appear!
By the way, Satanichia,
I hear there is a particularly troublesome angel at your school.
Is she a problem?
Not in the least, Mother.
On the contrary, I'm executing a plan to bring that angel to the dark side.
Oh, my! What a powerful daughter we have!
Indeed. We must toast to our talented daughter.
Of course, we toast with...
...human...
...blood.
What's the matter, son?
Aren't you going to toast with us?
No thanks.
And, like, it's tomato juice.
Human Blood Tomato Juice
Touché, son! Touché!
Such calm, cool judgment.
He'll be a great demon, too.
But its color and luster
are almost like real blood, right?
In any case, the conquest of your school is progressing smoothly. I am pleased.
It's only the natural order of things for me.
The day you use our family's secret demonic secret elixir
to grasp the human world fully in your hands is nigh.
Oh, yes.
Our family's secret demonic secret elixir
shall make all humans prostrate themselves at my feet!
Fabulous!
Oh, how fabulous!
Yeah, no.
Like, our family doesn't make any secret elixirs.
Kurumizawa Bakery
We bake cakes.
I see.
That's another way of looking at it.
That's our son!
He has such a unique point of view.
Who cares about the details?
We gotta keep the right atmosphere going on here!
A toast to our family's future!
My family's crazy.
Can't wait until I'm old enough to move out.
Human Blood Tomato Juice
It's been so long.
I wonder how everyone's doing.
Come to think of it,
I found that baby monster
before I left for the human world, didn't I?
One year ago
Let's hike to the mountain that erupts red fire...
Red fire...
Goodness, Vignette!
Don't go too far ahead, now! It's dangerous!
I'm fine!
I'm not a little kid anymore!
Vignette can't resist an event.
Funiculi funicula funiculi...
A baby monster!
It's hurt!
Vignette, what are you doing?
Oh, dear.
Must've gotten hurt and separated from its parents.
Why don't we keep it, then?
Good idea!
Vignette's about to go off to the human world.
We'll have a lot of free time.
You make it sound like I'm a huge handful.
Well, you are a handful.
Good grief!
Well, this little fella will need a name.
You found him, Vignette.
You can name him.
Huh?
O-Okay.
How about...
Ch-Chappy?
Right, I named him Chappy.
I can't wait to see him.
I'm home!
Mom, I'm back!
What the?
Goodness, Vignette, why the bloodcurdling scream?
M-M-M-Mom!
Wild monster!
A wild monster in the house!
Oh, please. Wild monster?
It's just Chappy-chan.
Did you forget him?
Huh?
Chappy?
Ch-Chappy...
Y-You mean my little Chappy?
The one and only.
This is not the Chappy I remember!
You know how fast monsters grow.
Too fast!
I know.
Why don't you take Chappy on his walk today?
W-Walk?
N-No way, no way, no way, no way.
He's so big, he'll be walking me!
One wrong move and he might eat me!
He would never do that. Don't worry.
B-But...
See?
Chappy-chan remembers you.
Yup...
Can I take a bath first, though?
Okay.
Shall we be on our way?
Is there any point in keeping him on a leash?
What did you eat to get so big?
Uh-oh.
Is something wrong, Vignette?
What was that loud noise?
Mom, I'm sorry!
I was trying to lead Chappy outside, but—
My familiar, born of the eddies of the maelstrom...
Come forth!
The time is ripe!
In accordance with our contract,
you will release your true power... now!
Alexander,
you are the great archdemon Satanichia's elite familiar.
Be proud.
Shake!
Sit!
Who's a good familiar?
Stop!
Chappy, stop!
Stop!
Huh?!
Bad boy! You can't just take off running!
Wait, wait, Vignette!
What is that thing?!
Oh, hi, Satania.
This is my pet, Chappy.
What?
Your pet?
Now, now, Chappy. Settle down.
We're not about to lose.
Alexan—
Alexander!
Playing dead
Welcome home, milady.
We awaited your return with heartfelt anticipation.
I'm back, Martiel.
Where are Father and Mother?
They are at a luncheon with friends.
They should return after nightfall.
And Sara-chan?
Your younger sister is at a friend's birthday party.
She will return this evening.
Do I have any appointments?
For the duration of your stay,
you have five luncheon invitations,
Raphiel-sama
two date invitations,
and one request for business advice.
None of that sounds very fun.
Then I will handle them so as not to offend.
Sorry to always put that on you.
Not at all.
It is my duty to be helpful to you, milady.
Thanks.
Milady.
Yes?
I have prepared a bath for you,
as you must be tired from your trip.
Oh, my. I appreciate it.
Thanks.
Well, milady,
I will undress you now.
That's all right. I'll undress myself.
Oh, no.
If I want to get hold of milady's warm, freshly-stripped underthings,
I really should do it myself.
I'd rather you not get hold of my underthings.
Out, please.
Yes, milady.
It's been too long since I was blessed with milady's look of scorn.
Some things never change.
What are you doing?
I hoped to sear every detail of milady's growth this last year,
from your smooth porcelain skin
to the roundness of your bosom and bottom,
et cetera, into my memory.
And record it also if possible.
I'll report you to the authorities.
Principal
Raphiel and Gabriel reporting, sir.
Very good.
You may enter.
Pardon us.
I've been waiting for you.
Now, tell me about your accomplishments in the human world.
This report is very important and will affect your future stipends.
You were both were particularly talented, even for Heaven.
I'm sure you've performed some impressive feats.
What is it?
Come closer and give me your report.
Excuse us, sir.
Your light's blinding us.
My mistake.
It's been so long that I put too much divinity into my aura.
Have a seat.
Thank you.
So, how's life in the human world?
It's highly fulfilling.
I'm glad to hear it.
Shiraha-kun, I'll hear your report first.
Yes, sir.
...and so I learned how emotions can change
when such events befall humans.
Impressive, Shiraha-kun.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Next, Tenma-kun, can I hear your report?
Yes, sir.
I...
have already saved two countries.
Countries?!
Yes, sir.
Could you elaborate?
Yes, sir.
When I arrived in the human world,
one country was already on the brink of ruin.
The people spent sleepless nights in fear of enemies who could attack at any moment.
It was only a matter of time before the country would perish.
But I refused to give up.
I resolved to save the country,
no matter what it took!
And then!
It was day after day of difficult battles...
But!
After one battle that dragged on for days,
we won the war.
I was able to save the country from the brink of destruction.
I'll never forget the smiles the people wore
when they had finally been freed from fear.
I have hit the current level cap
and am waiting for the next quest update.
That concludes my report.
It sounds like you're doing well for yourselves.
I'll increase your stipends.
Nothing to do.
We are on vacation.
Wait, Gab-chan, I thought you enjoyed lazing around.
Well, yeah.
But you can get tired of sleeping, you know.
Donuts.
What?
Oh, sorry.
I have a craving for donuts.
Wasn't there a donut shop nearby?
Shall we go?
They're closed today.
Squats.
Want to do some squats?
No.
I thought not.
Want to have a staring contest?
We have nothing else to do. Why not?
Why not? Okay.
Here we go.
Make whatever funny face you choose.
If you laugh, you lose.
You're pretty good at this, Raphi.
Do you think so?
In that case, I'll bust out my best one for ya.
Round two, then.
Make whatever funny face you choose.
If you laugh, you lose.
Oh, so sorry.
That's my phone.
Satania-san
Gab-chan! Gab-chan!
It's Satania-san!
What could that idiot want?
Hello, Satania-san?
What is it?
Huh?
You'd like to know how to sneak into Heaven?
Well, I'm afraid I wouldn't know.
No, no, it's true.
Let's see now...
Well, how about we brainstorm a way in together?
We'll meet up at the gate.
See you there.
And that's the plan.
I'm reluctant to share knowledge with a demon.
But demon or not, she's my friend.
I can make an exception, roll up my sleeves, and help this once.
The master moves!!